Wednesday, March 7, 2012

The Begining

My friends work at real jobs during the day, they are waiting for my company to take off so I can hire them all at exorbitant salaries and they can raid my wine cooler while I am changing the way the world views natural products.  That being said, I decided to start a blog, kind of a way to get thoughts out of my head and to share the humor that I know others will enjoy.

So I am sure that for most you dont really know me, let me describe myself a little.  I am what some may consider a tiny bit self absorbed, I make no excuse for this, after all if I dont think I am awesome why would anyone else?  I have three of the most amazing kids in the universe and I own a huge empire (well it is not huge yet, but will be in the next 2-3 years).  I am also getting ready to divorce a person that I have been with for the last 21 years.  So you will be following me and the transition I am going through with becoming a single parent and my spouse moving out.  

I am imagining that the newly single and dating part will take up the most space on this blog, from what I understand, it is not pretty out there.  I dont really have a lot of single friends and most of what I know about dating has come from Jersey Shore.  I will not post anything too private on here, as I dont believe in self incrimination and I will try my best to change the names of people involved

I was at a friends house yesterday and we were talking about how I would go about finding people to date, I told her that she would need to help me, as soon as I said that her contractor walked in.  Don't get excited, this was not a TV worthy contractor guy and he is getting ready to celebrate his 24th wedding anniversary; however, he did inform me that his brother just moved up here from Florida.  This peaked my curiosity a little until he said "but he doesn't have a job", automatically the words flew out of my mouth "deal breaker".  Apparently, my brain works pretty quickly and this should serve me well.  

So stay tuned, there is a lot more to come and I am sure that viewing the world from my warped sense of being will not only enlighten you but make you ponder what life is all about...

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