So I was reading through some of the previous blog entries and I feel a little exposed, you know how it is when you are not feeling yourself and you may tell a little too much. I guess that is why I created this blog though, to expose myself, to let people know that it isn't as easy as I may make it look, walking away from a life that you have had for so long. In fact it is really really hard, there are good days and bad days (read previous entries). So I will try to keep this posting on the lighter side.
I am not afraid of laughing at myself, I am confident that I say and do things that make myself either appear endearing or just an ass. Last night I went to Sidekicks house, of course all the talk was about my impending divorce. While there I learned a few things. First, the term is apparently is "lawyer up" not "legal up", well when Sidekick couldn't stop laughing at me and asked me to stop saying it, just made me say it more (that and a bottle of wine). The other thing is, Sidekicks other half, lets call her "M"(I would say better half but she will probably read this at some point and know that I really do appreciate her), informed me that "If I swing it they will come". I really didn't know what she meant by this so I asked her what I needed to swing and where, of course she didn't know.
A little background on "M", she calls me her second wife, because she worries relentlessly and when I am at their house she waits on me just like she does Sidekick. There are perks to being a second wife to a lesbian (ps. I am a straight woman but I go with the term second wife because it is nice to feel wanted), I know that when the husband is gone she will be here to help me and the kids do whatever we will need help with. "M" likes to complain and talk to herself, which in itself is quite entertaining, she also yells (and by yell I mean in the most thoughtful way) at Sidekick and I relentlessly about drinking too much wine and leaving messes for her to pick up, but she likes to do this, she likes to take care of people and regardless what she thinks, it is very much appreciated.
So back to the "If I swing it they will come" she has informed me that she has seen this happen, I asked her by who, again she didn't have an answer. Now mind you I have been very close friends with Sidekick and "M" for a very long time and lets just say, I am the purest of the three of us and for her to head this warning is rather hilarious, which I reminded her of (because I know her past). After my reminder she than started describing infected penises, yes you read that right. Penises with warts and oozing open sores, needless to say I was completely disgusted and informed her that I just wanted to go out with nice guys that took me to expensive dinners, bought me bottles of wine and told me I was pretty (isn't that what all girls want anyway?). I am not really looking for scary penises and the thought of sleeping with random people doesn't really appeal to me. "M" proceeded to tell me how this is now one of her biggest concerns and so I have added another item of her list of things to her worry about. I am sure that she will hound me relentlessly when the dating time comes, which I am actually hoping to get it over with and start somewhat soon.
Friends are wonderful aren't they. I have so many amazing friends and I am so blessed to be able to go to for support and encouragement. Love your friends and let them know that you appreciate them everyday, sometimes they are all we have.
Well it is time for me to pick up the monsters from school, until next time!
~love and light!
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